PENCILS DOWN

>>ALL 100 ROBOTS ARE NOW SPOKEN FOR<<

:::crisis averted, please dismiss rule #5:::

020/100

Another five robots are making the journey via U.S. Post to their respective owners! Here they are for you to oggle:

Name: (::..::..::..::∅::..::..::..::)

Serial #: X320204AD77-00016

Function: OBSERVING, FUTURE OBSTRUCTION REMOVAL

Name: G.R.I.P.T.I.T.E

Serial #: X320204AD77-00017

Function: CRACKING NUTS, OPENING JARS

 

Name: ANDE-v2.0

Serial #: X320204AD77-00018

Function: MULTIPLICATION TABLES, SPELLING, MANNERS

 

Name: XAMUEL

Serial #: X320204AD77-00019

Function: MICRON ANALYSIS, PB&J PRODUCTION

 

Name: ENORMOCRON

Serial #: X320204AD77-00020

Function: BOULDER PULVERIZATION

015/100

Here's the next five robots in the set! At my current rate of production, all 100 robots will be completed before Christmas! There are currently 17 robots still available, so if you want to get one, NOW would be the time to get at me with your request: xadamdx@gmail.com

Name: H3NRY

Serial #: X320204AD77-00011

Function: LOADING FREIGHT, WRITING LIMERICKS

 

Name: KeV K-CAPTURE

Serial #: X320204AD77-00012

Function: HANDLING RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPES

 

Name: DSX-1332

Serial #: X320204AD77-00013

Function: UNDERWATER SALVAGE

Name: R0BER+

Serial #: X320204AD77-00014

Function: COMMUNICATIONS, CODE DECIPHERING

 

Name: ROM:DOS//

Serial#: X320204AD77-00015

Function: GOOGLE-ING, WIKIPEDIA-ING, MISINFORMATION

010/100

Here are the next five robots that have already been mailed out! If you're waiting to order your robot, you should probably get on it this week! They are almost all spoken for at this point! email me: xadamdx@gmail.com

Name: 0000karl

Serial #: X320204AD77-00006

Function: HUGS, TELLING JOKES, EATING TOAST.

 

Name: BOB-808

Serial #: X320204AD77-00007

Function: HEAVY LIFTING, CONSTRUCTION

 

Name: GOBOTRON
Serial #: X320204AD77-00008
Function: PROTECTING THE GALAXY, MAKING COFFEE

 

Name: BEATHRICE
Serial #: X320204AD77-00009
Function: WORRYING, GOODBYES

 

Name: ZUZZARD

Serial #: X320204AD77-00010

Function: CONSUMING DEACTIVATED ROBOTS

>>>REMINDER<<<

(Taken from this website. Thanks to Jason 7au for pointing this out!)

005/100

The first five robots are complete! Here they are for you to meet:

Name: GENE R1CK

Serial #: X320204AD77-00001

Function: PUBLIC SPEAKING, CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTIES

 

Name: SPR0CKETT
Serial #: X320204AD77-00002
Function: SCOUT, EXPLORATION

Name: OLEDB

Serial #: X320204AD77-00003

Function: DATA, CHARTS, SPREADSHEETS

 

Name: HASH TACH

Serial #: X320204AD77-00004

Function: METALWORKING, BALLOON ANIMALS

 

Name: MELV1N

Serial #: X320204AD77-00005

Function: EXCAVATION, TRASH SORTING

These robots are in the mail and on their way to their owners. Want one of these paintings?! They're only TEN DOLLARS, postage paid. Check to see which numbers are still available on by checking the chart on the right hand side of this site and shoot me an email: xadamdx@gmail.com

IT!! HAS!! BEGUN!!!

All one hundred 6" x 6" canvas boards were waiting at the front door when I came home from work today! ROBOT PRODUCTION BEGINS NOW!!!!